wassup slackers

eating dinner after 7 pm and then getting so drunk and or high or even more because waking up as late as possible the next day always works as your excuse
wassup slackers! i got more hammered then you did last night!
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krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning
dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!
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huh

say the word huh when you are still hungover and someone is trying to say something important
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STUCK-U-BUS

complaining about being stuck in a relationship where they are not mutually interested in each other for whatever reason, mostly over gossip
my stuck-u-bus wouldnt let me touch them again! i feel so put off!
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