Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Maddy Sexual

When your only attracted to the it girl of Euphoria, The realist, baddest, prettiest bitch out of them all, aka Maddy Perez.

"so how many crushes do you have"

"please, I'm Maddy sexual"

by XAINA February 28, 2022

bi-DM-sexual

Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.

That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.

by DieSirenee46s14 August 28, 2017

Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.

I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.

by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Kaspy-Sexual

Is when a Man/Woman would LOVVE to FUCK the SHIT out of KASP (long slong style)
or, have a long juicy marriage with KASPY!1/1

Son; Mom, I'm Kaspy-Sexual.

Mom; I'm so pr-

Kaspy; BETTTT

by INuttedOnKaspXD December 2, 2021

Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.

Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!

by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022

Xy2k Sexual

A highly specific and very rare orientation in which a person finds themselves exclusively attracted to an individual known as “xy2k.” Considered one of the most niche forms of attraction, xy2k-sexuality is defined not by general traits or preferences, but by a unique gravitational pull toward one single entity: xy2k.

Ever since I met xy2k, I realized I wasn’t just crushing — I was totally Xy2k Sexual

by iqxh September 8, 2025