U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025

no u

fuck off

Joe: communism is gud

Person: no u
Joe: "dies"

by da real no u April 22, 2019

U angry dude

He has a big dick, and is mostly called mr steal your girl.

Cunt 1: Fuck that guy he stole my girl!
Cunt 2: Yeah it u angry dude

by U dead September 18, 2021

nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 1, 2021

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013

No u

The only comeback for the famous 'Ur mum gay lol'

Timmy: 'Ur mum gay'
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*

by Elephant_likes_beep_beeps May 11, 2018

no u

Necessary comeback after roasts such as "ur mom gay". Once "no u" is said it automatically turns the tables so the person that said "ur mom gay" is permanently scarred for the rest of their life because their mom now gay. This roast proves you as one of the highest standards in roasting.

Normie: uR mOM GaY
Meme expert: no u
Normie: *FUCKING EXPLODES*

by sAaaaand maaAAaaANn March 17, 2018