muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffism

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

by Muffinist September 11, 2005

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009

muffintastic

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

muffkin

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

by Carve a ham! August 16, 2011

Muffing Off

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love

hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.

by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010