May 2nd

May 2nd is “do everything your girlfriend says” day. All boyfriends MUST attemd.

“It’s May 2nd! You know what that means!”

by 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ April 29, 2022

May 2nd

This is national appreciation for anyone names Ajax day

“Hey Ajax I appreciate you!”

“Oh is it May 2nd already?”

by SiSierra May 02, 2022

May 2nd

National slap your bf/gfs ass day

*slaps gfs ass*
Gf:why did you do that?
Bf:it's may 2nd

by Ssapasaps May 01, 2024

The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 22, 2020

MAY 21

Porch monkeys are born on this day

May 21 happy birthday Rez

by HD’s firjrnfjcjrjnr March 10, 2022

May 21

The day were your girlfriend/wife has to send you 2 videos 1 with her playing with her boobs another of her playing with her pussy

boyfriend: hey do you know what today is
girlfriend: no?
boyfriend: its may 21st you know what that means
girlfriend: oh okay here *2 attachments*

by laydim12 May 22, 2024

May 21

National Hug your crush or sit on their lap day

Hey its may 21, you know what that means

by WillyB May 20, 2024