Breakedge Kid

kids who encourage drinking, casual sex, and drugs, and reject the self-righteous bullshit of sXe kids

"Hey nick, wanna drink tonight?"

"nah man, I'm straighedge"

"thats pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"

"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"

"thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"

by captain breakedge May 6, 2008

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Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

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Headphone Kid

One of those weird sped retards who have to wear those big dumb noise-cancelling headphones at loud places.

Hey look at that freaky Headphone Kid! Lets dump our milk cartons on his head!

by zyx. March 11, 2022

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scene kids

Evidence that modern subcultures are progressivley sinking deeper into the shitter.

Scene? No depth at all beyond excessive vanity, (Good fucking god. The world's being taken over by trashy, clashing barbiedoll clones.), and must have uber-cute girly obsessions. You immediately choose to like your little dino's? Glitter? Eyeliner? Hello Kitty? Invader Zim? Jack Skellington? Photography? Great job at making things cheap for people with genuine interest in it.

Even classic sub-cultures with depth like goth and punk going back 30 years ago have been reduced to shallow, childish fads that have no place out of teenage years.

You know a generation has failed when people in it thinks it sucks ass. I stand by my opinion.

Scene kids are dissapointing.

by R'Amen December 5, 2010

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scene kids

scene kids are teenagers who are trying to be different or unique. Some scene kids are truly...cool. but MOST scene kids are obsessed with themselves. Constantly dying their hair, buying The Adventures of Flapjack shirts from HotTopic, wearing children backpacks, taking pictures of themselves, seeing how tight their jeans can get, twittering and myspacing how much they cut themselves everyday, looking up random bands they've just heard of and saying that their in love with them, seeing how tight and colorful their jeans can get, drawing dinosaurs on stuff, loading on unattractive make-up and touching peoples faces. Not to be confused with indies. Indies happen to be very original, and Scene Kids are just posers. Indies don't try to get attention. Indies don't buy ripped pants, they just happen to rip when they're rocking out in their own band. Scene Kids are just wanting attention...I think some of them really are inside "Scene" but most are just being someone they arn't because they want people to notice them...I think it's sad. REMEMBER: HYPERACTIVE=UNATRACTIVE

"Wow, did you see Leandra? She used to be different...now shes messed up and she calls herself 'Spiderwebs'! haha...what a freak scene kids..."

by whydoesitmatteranyways December 24, 2009

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