Social Justice Warrior

The term Social Justice Warrior (SJW) is one that reflects the ironic tone of postmodernism. Only under an ideology that supposes that nothing has meaning or value could a term come to mean its exact opposite—in this case, on the basis that care isn't cool. Essentially, SJWs are people who care a lot about humanity, but because modern, Western, white men have been convinced that caring is trite and "irrational" (even if all human behavior is necessarily irrational), they feel threatened by people caring. They lash out at people for caring by pejoratively referring to them as SJWs, all the while claiming that only "objectivity" (a completely impossible concept) matters and that we should all simply look out for ourselves.

That lady with the pink armpit hair is a real Social Justice Warrior; she was commenting on and on about children in Africa, Southeast Asia, and Latin America, as though anyone's supposed to care. *Sips Diet Coke™ while mashing on iPhone™* I mean, we get it—people die and it's our fault. Can't she just write in a blog or on Tumblr or something, instead of having to rub her irrational, normative righteousness in everyone's faces?

by shaunzo October 17, 2017

Justinrpg

Slang for a guy who lives in a fantasy world who will often fall in love with imaginary creatures. They can either be human or nonhuman. This type of person is too far gone and will never be in a real relationship so they supplement this by having a relationship with an imaginary creature.

Look at that guy, he is such a Justinrpg. He believes he has a romantic relationship with Rydia from Final Fantasy 4.

by Petra Terabyte November 30, 2011

Justina

Justina's are the purest of the pure and have the voices of angels. Their dazzling looks attract attention everywhere they go, they cant help it. They are amongst the most loyal people you will ever meet and some of the most humurous too. They will also be good guardians as they care about people. They Everyone know's a Justina.

They breed everywhere ;)

OMG!! I see a justina! "Hi! WANT TO BE MY BEST END FOREVEER AND EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?"

*paparazi take pictures*

by !Haroon! August 4, 2009

Justine

Individual and artistic, a Justine usually doens't give a crap about what anybody thinks of her.
Innovative and sincere, a Justine is a jack of all trades and appears to succeed in all that she puts her mind to or at least appear to. ;)
Thus, insecure people will either hate on a Justine just for breathing or feel safe under a Justine's wing. ( due to a Justine's natural paternal nature)

"Oh my god, did you see Justine today? She always looks good withought even trying! I HATE her sometimes..."
"I can't do that! Why don't we ask Justine, she's supposed to be really good at that kind of stuff, right?"
"Man, it isn't a party until Justine walks through that door!"

by NylaEm April 20, 2008

Facebook Justice

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".

Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.

by RuCrRy November 25, 2010

justice stick

Another term for an erect penis

T-bone totally smacked her in the face with his Justice Stick

by Kevy February 3, 2005

justice (girl)

a gorgeous girl that is fun to be around when you don't find a (no matter how small) way to piss off, and someone who can either hurt you or heal you. funny, sassy, but very wishywashy, no matter she's still someone great to know.

That girl is such a justice (girl), I mean did you see her?

by WordDemonGrr27 December 27, 2016