Ruckus and Jesus 

When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure

Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus

Ruckus and Jesus by Fidget spinner licker April 1, 2019

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus

Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

pray to Jesus shits by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019

Jackoff with Jesus January 

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

Jackoff with Jesus January by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

Kpop's Jesus 

NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.

It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!

NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids

X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?

Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona

Kpop's Jesus by Jinsoul is my waifu December 23, 2019

Vibing With Jesus 

Getting high as shit and having a good time.

Me and the boys were just vibing with jesus.

Vibing With Jesus by AYY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER! December 25, 2019

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Beans rice jesus christ and byron 

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!

Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON

Beans rice jesus christ and byron by Spirit_eyes56 December 30, 2021