Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
by Rustee John April 16, 2008
An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
by 8zee8 April 22, 2008
by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 02, 2008
the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
by memorybabe September 10, 2011
Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 13, 2018
by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008