You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

i'm gonna headbutt ya

what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*

by raybeez February 14, 2022

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

I'm fine

I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun blew up and killed us all

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

I'm fine

by Ya Boi thunda December 5, 2019

I'm Partnered with IBM

Save lives. Coding is just a tool. That's why I'm Partnered with IBM. Save people from water crisis. Make robots.

Hey you. Yes you. I'm Partnered with IBM for "Call for Code"

by kaybubz September 18, 2020

i'm just a girl

when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes

i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.

by just a g1rl December 6, 2023

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023