i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 18, 2017

Working Hard

Which has nothing to do with anything.

Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."

by Hym Iam August 02, 2024

hard rubbish

Durable goods that are no longer desireable or broken that are to be discarded.

my yard is full of hard rubbish / i guess the neighbors must think i run a meth lab

by woggamogga December 27, 2015

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by May 11, 2022

Hard in the paint

When your squad attacks or proceeds to a point on the map directly and without prejudice to either acquire an objective, loot or attack another team or squad position in the game Call of Duty: Warzone

Alright guys; see that cash drop at orange? Let’s go hard in the paint (HIP)!

by Andi Pandy Putting in Candy October 19, 2022

Hard in the paint

Going 'hard in the paint' or 'painting': The act of interacting with/talking to a person with sexual intent or intent to start a relationship, attempting to 'woo' someone.

"I think John is painting for Jeanne." - Guy 1
"Yeah he's definitely going hard in the paint." - Guy 2
*starts pretending to paint on John*

by Jakob7 September 28, 2022