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mental hairball

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a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
by luckybever December 2, 2009
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grey hair bomber

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what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!
hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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Love Hair

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In the 70s girls had a lot of love hair.
by bobmcsmith January 11, 2012
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cubic hair

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Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.
I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.
by Captain Cubicle September 30, 2012
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Scubic Hair

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On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.
Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012
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femacial hair

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Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013
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Porn Haircut

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A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 10, 2014
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