Nice Guy syndrome

A disease in which a socially awkward, unattractive, and hygenicly-repulsive male with a terrible personality feels victimized by women when they don't want to date him. Said male comes to believe all women are 'sluts' who want or deserve to be raped and killed, or, in its milder form, spawns the evil known as 'pick up artists'. It has no known cure.

No, he's just having a flareup of his Nice Guy syndrome.

by saraiya May 2, 2011

Huge Tall Guy

A Nigerian phrase for describing a male whose main physical attribute is his height.

Nigerian: Hey, huge tall guy!
Tall person: I have a name

by PlasticlightS January 7, 2011

Crazy-Pants Guy

A generally happy school cafeteria staff member who serves food with a smile. His namesake is from the flamoyantly colored flannel "pajama" pants that he wears every day.

Boy#1- Hey I had a short conversation with Crazy-Pants Guy today!
Boy#2- Really! THAT IS SO FLIPPING AMAZING!!!

by ThatGuyWithTheGoggles May 12, 2009

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013

Best friend (guy)

Someone you secretly like but just don't want to admit it. Most of the time something will happen between them at some point, if they want it to or not.

Girl: I don't like him!! He's just my best friend (guy)

Guy: I bet you'll fuck him

by You're all cunts bye April 1, 2016

hot dog guy

Snap chat sensation and a woman's best friend

Girl1: oh my god did you hear the hot dog guy on snap chat is 5'11 :D

by Capt.cucumber July 21, 2017

Battle Ground Guys

Guys from Battle Ground who are usually douches, rapists, perverted, and really into hentai. A lot of them are also gay. They might sexually harass you ladies. Better watch out.

Ahh those Battle Ground Guys

by Ugh Tripp’s August 2, 2018