poking on facebook

having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.

yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??

by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009

facebook fag

One who posts mostly gay feminine material on their wall to hit on the new guy who is straight who the facebook fag has a boner for. Face book fags like dancing, playing with Domo, picking flowers, baking muffins, collecting gay porn, collecting vibrators, and looking at guys junk while using public restroom urinals.

I invited kevin to my friends list, we knew eachother from high school never really liked him but who cares its facebook. Now he's acting like a facebook fag on me posting very gay videos on his wall. He tells all his friends to call him gay as if he wants everyone to know hes available. I think he might have a gay little crush on me, looks like he's trying to proposition me. I'm going to just tell him that i'm flattered but I don't swing that way. He needs to know so that he can get me out of his perverted little mind.

by getoffmynardsyouqueen December 7, 2009

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

Facebook necrologist

Someone who goes through your old posts and photos on Facebook and comments on them, resulting in a large chain of spam which usually contain vulgar terms directed at this necrologist.

Oh my god Frank is such a Facebook necrologist, he gave me 50 notifications and everyone who got em too is pissed as fuck at him!!!

by CanYouSeeMyName July 31, 2011

fabbot

A fabbot is the joining of the two words faggot and fabulous. It is normally used to describe a homosexual male whom you admire.

"He is such a fabbot."

by Alex Valencia July 1, 2008

Facebook retarded

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

by infamous.princess July 7, 2009

facebook

a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =

like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!

by trueloveisSOalie May 5, 2006