Dumpster Fire

Someone who's ridiculously unattractive (and possibly arrogant/attention seeking and thinks they're super attractive).

My friend neglected to tell me my blind date was a total dumpster fire.

She started crying in front of the mirror when she realized she was a complete dumpster fire.

by The-DudeManchu December 21, 2013

polish fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around someone else's car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.

Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Polish Fire Drills at the next red light.

by whowhatwhere March 24, 2008

through the fire and flames

A song by DragonForce that epitomizes everything that is wrong with rock music at this time. Because of its presence in Guitar Hero III (and its unprecedented complexity), some have construed it as a good song. This effect has also made genuine rock classics (Sunshine of Your Love, Smoke on the Water, Paranoid) seem inferior, when they are actually just more pleasing to listen to.

Person 1: I can beat Through the Fire and Flames on Expert! I rule!

Person 2: Congratulations, you can use a guitar-shaped video game controller to hit a lot of buttons and as a result, crappy music comes from the TV. What an accomplishment!

by JohnJF April 11, 2008

Where there's smoke, there's fire

If you see smoke, Run Bitch Run

Paris saw smoke so she ran away because Where there's smoke, there's fire

by D-Reis June 27, 2007

magical fire wand

A penis after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. This condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.

Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.

How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.

We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.

by Cabji January 24, 2005

tie fire

the art of connecting your foot or hand to one's posterior in a swift motion

if you kids don't get somewhere and sit down, i'm gonna tie fire to dat ass

by mr. goodbar November 10, 2006

kamikazi fire tunnel

when a guy gives a girl a rim job until its chafing and almost bleeding, then pours tabasco sauce/hot sauce/wasabi/etc. in her asshole. Results may vary.

"Berndt tested out the kamikazi fire tunnel on some chick at the party last night. She nearly killed him after her ass stopped burning."

by Aleksey Butkov December 9, 2008