Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Water Fart

When you fart in or on water.

"I was in the pool, and I water farted"

by Dr.Darq November 27, 2013

Fart eater

Someone who opens their mouth ready to absorb any butt dischanges of another.

Such toilet humour often occurs after an individuals meal of beans/burritos or bean burritos

I just ate this burrito

Can I eat some of the gaseous discharges you ay eventually release?

by danny April 2, 2005

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

Thick Fart

Loud but sweet, the act of breaking wind in a noisy manner while producing a not unpleasant aroma, the product of breaking wind in said manner, a style of breaking wind popularised by girls named Leah.

Leah has just done a thick fart - I believe she is credited with their invention.

by Vishnu Nasrudin November 30, 2003

fart ass

1. A person who fart asses around...Lazy fat slob

Get of your but fart ass

by sj January 12, 2004