David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

David kralj 8

David is a white ass nigga with a blask ass. David very dangerous whan se David RUN!!!

David Kralj 8 is dejnđrs

by Davide sa brega November 21, 2021

David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

David

When there’s no good words for a woman’s thing (ie, pussy is gross, cunt is weird, vagina is too formal) so you refer too it as a David

Don’t kick me in the David!

I’m on my period and my David hurts like a mf

by RAWRRRRRRRXD March 20, 2025