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Get the Mid-western crack whore mug.An animalistic disgusting crack head / drug addict dirt bag who would do anything for a twist of crack.
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Get the Crack Animal mug.A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.
The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.
The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
by slipperydick December 15, 2011
Get the Dog Crack mug.When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.
John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?
John: I'll be at yours in an hour.
John arrives at Larry's
John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub
Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.
John: fuck bro you got the crack fever
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