African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

African Crack by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018

Ass Crack 

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

Ass Crack by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018

holy crack 

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

holy crack by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

sleep crack 

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

sleep crack by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019

Sour crack kid 

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.

“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”

Sour crack kid by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

sus crack 

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.

Yo sus crack it before we get out.

sus crack by YoungCata February 21, 2019

Sophie Crack 

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.

“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”

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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”

Sophie Crack by Robertmueller March 24, 2019