When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black
Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black
Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york
Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman
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The term "top bun" is often used to describe the amount of bun on the top layer of a sandwich or burger. The person often uses this term in displeasure of the thickens off the bun; often seek approval or acknowledgement that their bun is to thick.
eg: Person 1: "look at the amount of top bun I have, its to much"
Person 2: "Its fine"
Person 1: "No its not fine, I refuse to eat this. There is to much top bun!"
Refusal to acknowledge the top bun may results in refusal to eat the meal, until the amount of top bun is noted.
eg: Person 1: "look at the amount of top bun I have, its to much"
Person 2: "Its fine"
Person 1: "No its not fine, I refuse to eat this. There is to much top bun!"
Refusal to acknowledge the top bun may results in refusal to eat the meal, until the amount of top bun is noted.
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When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home
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