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the apple is red.
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Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌
Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱
by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022
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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015
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apple

An apple is an edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found today.
by Someone who loves Jia October 31, 2020
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Apple sorbet

The saying used when you're extremely high high fucked stoned
by Baxterfreight June 14, 2016
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Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples
I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.
by Durty J November 8, 2021
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apple sucker

When you suck a d*ck so hard the head turns red
-Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker
by Angry betch June 24, 2017
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