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Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
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Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Stormy pissy asshole

For all the toxic fucking assholes on the internet
"Can you believe *this guy*?"

"Stop fucking yapping you immature Stormy pissy asshole"
by Skull47 January 3, 2026
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Right in the middle of the asshole bitch

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!
by BenPC August 14, 2017
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To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
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A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:
Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024
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