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pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Walking maxtrax

A person who uses their legs to recover vehicles during four wheel driving instead of their brain
“Hey retard come stick your ‘walking maxtrax’ legs under this wheel so we can get out
by Bopbusbumbudddies December 31, 2023
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Whip n’ Walk

The motion of whipping whilst you walk simultaneously.
Bro, your Whip n’ Walk is FIRE
by CoolKid66642069 June 16, 2019
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Two-Ball Walk

1. Getting hit in the testicles by a baseball, typically as the batter during a baseball game.
2. The walk after such a play, if a walk occurred.
1. Johnny had a bad throw and gave Tom a two-ball walk.
2. Dominic took a two-ball walk on the third inning today. He said he's fine, though.
by 8res September 21, 2017
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The day, October 7th, where you crip walk for the prized coochie.
I'm finna crip walk for that girls coochie, since its October 7th, International Crip Walk For Coochie Day.
by Crip Walk For Coochie Master October 7, 2019
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Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.
Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…
by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022
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Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.
She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.
by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019
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