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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting
by HenryS June 28, 2023
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Shit post

Shit post is a group line in Thailand shit post is a private group line that’s using for posting a YouTube video to watching with out advertisements. Thank you for reading
Today I’m gonna post this Video in shit post
by S_P_G February 25, 2021
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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
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post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)
your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”
by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024
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Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.
by poulravn August 21, 2020
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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post on IG reels

Post on insta / instagram/ reels is what someone says when they watch a tiktok they don't like (usually for a dumb reason).
Instagram comments are much harsher and they want to see someone's downfall.
Person 1 : (sees a plus size content creator getting compliments)

Types "post on ig reels"
by ClownCat January 15, 2024
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