haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

Poppa Pig

A dish consisting of popcorn and any type of pork (ham, bacon, sausage, porkchop, etc.)

I got super stoned and used leftover honey baked ham to make some poppa pig.

by twfitcwh December 29, 2022

Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

Pig Out

When a girl has you snort while eating her how

GIrl: I want you to pig out on me tonight ;)
Boy: Bet, should I bring the slop or do you have some?

by GFLmr January 12, 2023

stupid pig

you stupid pig

GERRRRRRRR STUPID PIG

by alola! July 2, 2023

All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023

smoke pig

A smoke fetishist who is into hedonistic and excessive smoking.

Chris is a smoke pig who loves to smoke his pipe all day. Look at him smoink!

by Beefwellington85 July 13, 2023