cheese and rice

a way of saying jesus christ with out offending other.

instead of "jesus christ your a retard!" its "cheese and rice your a retard!"

by drew rowe October 17, 2004

Denim Cheese

When you don't got time to take your jeans off to have sex, some of the after math stains your denim jeans. Usually appears 20-30 minutes after finishing.

Should I take my jeans off?? I don't want denim cheese later
You can't walk into the club with denim cheese
Your GF will know what you did after seeing that denim cheese
Waiter! I need some club soda for this denim cheese

by Denim Cheese September 11, 2011

Cheese bandit

Someone who takes pleasure in eating the old cheese like substance made from semen left on your penis.

"you're mom is a cheese bandit"

by Cu33yy February 15, 2019

cheese whistler

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean

Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.

by Countchalkula February 27, 2011

Leet Cheese

An item or thing or someone who is the most elite (or leet or 1337). Leet Cheese is the pinnacle of eliteness.

The one who pwns the most.

Wow Conner, you really pwnt that noob. That was some fucking Leet Cheese! Eat some motherfucking Leet Cheese you little beoch!!! I OWN SOCOM!

by jlsleifslseflsienflseifn May 1, 2009

dong cheese

the stuff that comes out of your penis and tastes like goat's cheese

mmmm my dong cheese tastes so nice

by posidon god of the sea October 10, 2013

Cheese Grader

The act of pooping in the shower, then using ones big toe to rub the larger particles against the metal grate at the bottom to get the chunks through the drain.

The other day after I had already gotten in the shower, a sever case of abdominal cramps hit me. Fearing wetting the floor,making the transition from shower to toilet, or toilet paper sticking to my rear, I squatted down and released my bowls into the shower.

Due to the fact the night before I had peanuts and corn for dinner there was an abundance of particulate that were to big to breach the metal grate to the drain. I used my big toe and rubbed the corn and peanuts against the metal screen using it like a cheese grader until the pieces were small enough to get through!

by NIKKY T April 18, 2014