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wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 26, 2024
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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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Anti- Car car

this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places
i hate car car! said ongn

same here! said ongngn

so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69

no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn

well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn

so we’re anti- car car
by van lmao January 14, 2022
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Car

Step 1. Go outside

Step 2. Go on the road

Step 3. Look towards the oncoming sound

Step 4. Go back to step 1 and think what you have just done
Oh look its a car. I’m going to go in front of it. Oh also on step 4 try to go to step 1 if you didn’t get run over.
by The C4sual February 27, 2022
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car

A: Awwww looks at this cute car!
B: You mean cat?
by I_own_multiple_snakes November 9, 2023
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Cum car

A car where the back windows don’t roll up so pedestrians will jack off into the back seats while the car is stopped. The car is usually a red honda civic or a car with windows lower to the ground for ease of access for public cum slinging individuals.
“I hate driving my cum car. Three guys splooged in my civic while I was ordering five guys.”
by JamalJ May 3, 2024
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car

It is an awesome thing before the 80s.
A car is awesome.
by gmer January 22, 2021
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