Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.

Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa

by DocEllis May 30, 2011

Pit Tits

Large, bulbous fatty deposits just below the shoulder and armpit area. Usually (but not exclusively) located on a person's back.

Darla is a whole lotta woman. I gave her a hug and found myself with a coupla handfuls of pit tits.

by puswami July 7, 2012

Hitler tits

When a girl has perky tits and they be pointing out straight

I look so good my boobs are so perky, I'm reppin the hitler tits

by Luke Bieri January 1, 2015

tit figue

The union of cleavage and erection; a poetic description for titty-fucking. Essentially, the tits become a sort of pussy, or "figue".

When John saw Lila's ample cleavage, all he could think of was how it ripe it was for a tit figue.

by erinlow January 9, 2007

uber tits

Uber Tits is when a girl with saggy boobs is on top and her titties fall directly into your mouth you don't have to go to them they go to you like Uber Eats but for titties, Uber Tits.

Monica is a dope fuck, she has the Uber Tits...

by Potatofaceman May 28, 2020

tit flank

Like a "tit wank" but more devious

What is you? Some kind of tit flank
Looks like a tit flank to me
Are you a tit flank with a tude

by solomonf September 14, 2007

Sick to the tits

When something goes great!

Synonym: Sick TITS!

Dude 1: I was hammered last night!

Dude 2: Sick to the tits!

by Scene World December 14, 2010