Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.

Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .

by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023

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Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.

Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."

by brisus_christ December 10, 2023

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sexual friday

when your bald buddy is horned up on a Friday and it becomes sexual... on Friday.

"yo bro, did u hear it's sexual Friday? We should make a pizza"

by KanyeBible August 24, 2023

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Sexual Whorassment

The act of committing sexual harassment toward whores.

A man committed sexual whorassment toward a bunch of whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

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Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

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