Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
by ivyrawrxd63 August 04, 2024
by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022
Someone who takes substances that alters there normal self to a point where they feel like they are dying but have learnt to stabiles /and or ride it out and go with it.
by rememberthedream March 13, 2023
when someone uses someone else's answer that they have heard before to a question they were asked, especially if it was a smart/witty answer.
john: "so how are things working out for you with jane?"
bill: "we're fine as two fine things on table."
after a few minutes.
kurt: "how are the kids?"
bill: "they're fine as two fine things on a table."
kurt: "hey! bill said the same thing to me earlier. don't go riding a phrase, bill."
bill: "we're fine as two fine things on table."
after a few minutes.
kurt: "how are the kids?"
bill: "they're fine as two fine things on a table."
kurt: "hey! bill said the same thing to me earlier. don't go riding a phrase, bill."
by dvora levite April 27, 2010
by ArtsyLocus August 29, 2018
Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010