Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things

What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding

by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024

Retard

Meaning stupid

Jacob : Look at that guy is he okay?
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga

by FreakyFrog January 18, 2023

Retarded

Who have Tik tok

11 yrs old kids who have Tik tok, they're retarded

by ᠻ𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 February 13, 2021

Retard Style

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function

Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

Retarded High Drunk

Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk

“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”

by Conbeau156 April 17, 2021

Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

Josh is fucking retarded.

by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022