When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
Get the crush post mug.in futurology, theory of a society in which work is radically transformed or becomes obsolete due to technological advancement, usually referring to post-scarcity
by ObsessedWithPolitics December 10, 2024
Get the Post-work mug.When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.
“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”
by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024
Get the Post Ovulation Clarity mug.“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
by chiefhub November 2, 2021
Get the National Don’t Post LeBron Day mug.when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024
Get the Post Nut Charity mug.When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
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I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
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