parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

Snorkel Park Beach

THE most fun on the beach in Bermuda.

Island's premier Watersports, Restaurant Grille & Beach Bar, with Live Entertainment and an open air Top 40 NightClub in the Royal Naval Dockyard enjoyed by visitors and locals, families and party people.

Good Food, Good Drinks, the BEST Memories!

Dude: "I'm in Bermuda....what's good?"

Bermudian: "Snorkel Park Beach bie. Go up de roawd an rund de corner to Dockyard. Gurranteed wicked times Don."

by Bermuda Bie March 29, 2010

Amusement Park Chair

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table

Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

parking the pink Cadillac

The act of having sex. Fucking, screwing, you get the picture.

I'm going out for a few brews with Trish tonight, and afterward, we're going to be parking the pink Cadillac. She always gets lose when she's drunk.

by jalesi September 5, 2007

Parking Lot Stalker

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.

Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!

by evilniner October 31, 2009

hitting it out of the park

Having sexual intercourse.

"I was hitting it out of the park last night with Chelsea!"

by Ultra May 8, 2006

Linkin Park fan

Someone who usually claims nobody "gets" them. They always cry about how bad their parents are even though they get anything they want. Usually wear wrist bands or some ridiculous looking long sleeve shirt under their t-shirt to cover their arms, so nobody sees their razor cuts. They wear a studded belt and paint their finger nails black.

I'm so depressed, my parents don't get me, i'm going to take a bottle of aspirin. Well? Give me more attention already..

by xps April 10, 2005