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Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.
Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.
by aris417 October 13, 2020
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address
Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
by Uwannahang May 10, 2021
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Have to

No I do have to.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
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Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.
Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.
by Llewelyn October 23, 2019
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