bird

n. A synonym for the male genatalia, typically coined by Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys

One time I was making a model and I glued the wing of a B17 bomber to my bird by accident

by cheeseburgerwalrus December 6, 2017

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.

by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018

Momma Bird

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she feeds it back to you like a Mother bird to her chicks.

Yo, that girl gave me the Momma Bird last night! I never thought I'd like it!

by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025

skwawk bird

A emo seagull

Haha such a skwawk bird

by Sucklotsofball May 11, 2022

bird kiss

Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.

Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!

by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022

bird

British slang term for girlfriend

who is this new bird of yours?

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then

"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"

by butter-flies January 31, 2023