Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022

Doing a Schlatt

to correctly predict a monarchs death

Ted: did you hear what James is doing?
Charlie: no
Ted: he is doing a schlatt, he just predicted king charles III will die on the third of june
Charlie: going 3 for 3 I see

by KingOfJaz September 24, 2022

Doinkhole

Someone who is very funny, very attractive and has a giant peen.

"Tom is such a Doinkhole"

by MrMoisture September 24, 2022

Doinklet

When someone is reacuringly fucking with the same person

You and ben are such doinklets

by Kalebiscoool229 September 24, 2022

Doing a MacMillan

The act of stoically resisting the acknowledgment of a near-fatal coughing fit whilst delivering a lecture.

"Oh no! I think she's choking!"
"Don't worry, she's just doing a Macmillan."
"Oh good, I was really looking forward to Misrepresentation"

by KCLlawyer September 25, 2022

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022

doing the funni

Doing something that can be considered funni like completing a hard challenge or winning a luck-based tournament.

After winning a game of Mario Kart against top players, he said he did the funni.

As he was speedrunning Super Mario 64 and was on world-record pace, his chat was saying that he was doing the funni.

by OskarRacing101 October 11, 2022