When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo
Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?
Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.
Eddie: Ahhh, shit!
Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.
Eddie: Ahhh, shit!
by Tayler and Eddie January 27, 2010
Get the Dick Kangaroomug. Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )
This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).
Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.
This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).
Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.
"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"
"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"
"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"
"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"
"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"
by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019
Get the Phys dickmug. A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.
by EASYbakeOVEN89 August 2, 2009
Get the Dick Cheneymug. When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
Get the Hamburger Dickmug. The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.
by Tee4535 June 24, 2017
Get the Dick distancemug. (Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures
"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."
by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011
Get the Prog Dickmug. (adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.
Synonym: sausage fest
Synonym: sausage fest
by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008
Get the dick heavymug.