HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Degenerate Piece of Shit Disorder

The chronic condition of people who make society worse for no reason, particularly nuisance streamers, any form of attention whore, and those who exhibit “Karen” behavior. This is especially common but not limited to those with main character syndrome.

The only validation the Twitch streamer has is being a worthless nuisance to others because they suffer from degenerate piece of shit disorder

by TréCool87 February 2, 2026

Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder

An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, playing god home mods out of boredom, skipping school assignments to no hit all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, wack off to Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, thinking about Hollow Knight: Silksong whenever you hear the words "hollow", "grandmother", "shaman", "tacks", "void", "silk", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "thread", "knight", "haunt(ing)", "needle", etc.

Dad: I caught my daughter masturbating to a picture of Sprintmaster Swift from Hollow Knight: Silksong.
Doctor: I'm afraid your daughter has Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder.

by thepaleking February 24, 2026

Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD)

The negative emotional, physical, or psychological exhaustion caused by prolonged exposure to a certified dingus.

Symptoms include:
- Sudden flashbacks to peak dingus behavior
- Involuntary sighing
- Saying “bro…” to no one in particular
- Avoiding situations where dinguses may roam

After putting up with Angela’s nonsense on the regular, I now have Post-Traumatic Dingus Disorder (PTDD).

by OpeSorryDude April 4, 2026

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Black Obsessive Disorder

Black Obsessive Disorder (BOD): A coined syndrome describing a persistent, irrational tendency to attribute crime and societal problems to Black individuals or communities, unsupported by evidence and rooted in ignorance of historical injustices like systemic racism, redlining, or discriminatory policing. Sufferers exhibit compulsive scapegoating, cherry-picking data to confirm biases, and dismissing structural factors. BOD manifests in heightened fear, stereotyping, and policy advocacy that disproportionately harms Black populations, perpetuating cycles of prejudice and inequity.

His unfounded accusations against Black communities for rising crime rates revealed a clear case of Black Obsessive Disorder, ignoring historical injustices and systemic factors.

by WALLSTREETWIN July 27, 2025