cunt hacker

A term used to describe a person who is pissing you off, talking shit, or is just plain stupid.

Pipe down Tim, you cunt hacker

by Durbridge September 10, 2006

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

Cunt Bun

A type of hair style for a man where they usually have long hair on top tied into a bun or small pony tail, whilst having the backs and sides of their hair very short.

This haircut is usually accompanied by a man with a cunt-like personality.

An example of this hairstyle can be seen on Proudlock from Made In Chelsea.

"Look at that schweff with a cunt bun"
"Yeah, I bet he is such a dick"

by harry20larry November 9, 2014

Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

Cunt Double

When a celebrity finds a look alike to have sex with half of the groupies that want to have sex with the celebrity.

Tom Hanks found a look alike to have sex with the ugly bitches he gets. Now he has a cunt double.

by Donnyluc15 April 19, 2010

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008