Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Chocolate Fun Dip

When you stick your cock in a girl's ass after she takes a shit (but didn't wipe) and then she gives you a blowjob.

My girlfriend has a scat fetish, so she makes me chocolate fun dip her.

by bunwee September 30, 2021

Chocolate Poptart Kiss

The act of oral sex on the fudge star, most commonly in an awkward setting after meeting someone on an online dating platform.

I met this chick on tinder, and she asked me for a chocolate poptart kiss

by TheBeticMedic August 7, 2021

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

Carmel Hot Chocolate

Orgasm in a cup!

Dude this carmel hot chocolate is an orgasm in a cup!

by lalalalalalalalalollipop October 29, 2011

chocolate raspberry kiss

When spooning the little spoon blows a raspberry type fart on the big spoons dick.

Sheila, did you just chocolate raspberry kiss my dick?

by Nedlog1981 March 4, 2023

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023