Cat Pen

A pen with cat faces on it, opposite of a dog pencil

Hey, can you pass that cat pen over there?

by Starorium May 27, 2018

Cat paralysis

When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement

“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”

“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”

by KermitGold March 21, 2023

memory of a cat

An Egyptian idiom referring to a person with an unusually sharp or clear memory, especially in a situation when the person would normally forget something.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, but I remember EVERYTHING!

Shoot, you must have the memory of a cat!

by squirrel_lover September 25, 2011

Dude the cat

Dude the cat is a cat and likes to skateboard he’s somewhat scared of people he has 1 brother and 2 sisters Dude the cats owner believes Dude will become famous one day

Ooooo who’s that cat

It’s dude the cat he’s awesome

by Pinkstreet November 10, 2020

bread cat

A word used to define a short fat guy with no swag, nor steeze. This person can optionally have a obese mother.
Furthermore, a Bread Cat has NO HOES at all.

"Hey look at that short idiot with a fat mom, he must be a bread cat!"

by KalleTheRealer October 30, 2023

victory cat

The cat you have that always gets away with things.

Dude I have such a victory cat!

Omg my cat is such a victory cat!

by UnicornFam101 January 1, 2018

Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018