“Beef Chow Mein”

When one man shits in another man’s curly hair.

Possibly the reason for Warren Zaman’s smirk in the music video for Warewolves of London

He got “Beef Chow Maned” when he drank too much and passed out at the party

Bobby says he’s gonna give johnny a nice big helping of “beef chow mein” on their 3rd date

by Chlap D’Ahough November 30, 2025

beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams

Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken

by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018

Beef Pumpkin

When you're raw doggin the backdoor and you reach around, use your ring fongers to pull the mouth from the sides to make an extra big smile and your pointer/middle fingersto stretch the eyes into a triangle shape so she looks like a Jack-o-lantern. Beef Pumpkin

Isaac: Hey are you still talking to Christina?
Chris: Yea she gave a Beef Pumpkin last night.

Isaac: Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?
Chris: I'm increasing your rent btw

by Jay 5ive October 31, 2025

What’s the beef?

With the right tone, this phrase can be a non-threatening way to ask about a perceived yet unknown problem or issue between 2 or more individuals.

What’s the beef? Everything cool or what?

by Westflexin January 20, 2024

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 16, 2022

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015