Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016

Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

Headlight Beamers

Some big ol titties

Man she got some HEADLIGHT BEAMERS on her.

by Martha Roberts October 10, 2016

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.

Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.

by Sabercaster December 9, 2016