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Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.
Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey
by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016
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silver monkey

The hardest god-damn thing to put together since barbecue sets.
"No, the base is backwards, turn it around...
you got to turn that silver monkey around! Get the head on straight!"
by jeebus_4 August 17, 2010
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northern monkey

Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted
Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa
by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003
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Stealth Monkey

Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:



1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.

2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".

3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"

NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
by MrGaGa February 6, 2009
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swamp monkey

Natural inhabitant of New Orleans who shares a common style popularized by the american rapper lil wayne
man u look like a real swamp monkey today
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Monkey Style

The act of doing it doggy style, then quickly pulling it out and ramming it in her butt. After ejaculation, quickly pull out and she will then fart out a big wad of crap stained jizz. When she turns to look at you like WTF? you proceed to scoop it up and throw it in her face, just like a monkey.
Joe: Dude, I got freaky with you mom last night!
Frank: So she let you hit it Monkey Style?
Joe: Hell yeah, she loved it!
by Skud49 May 21, 2010
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flak monkey

In Unreal Tournament, what experienced players call newbies who favor the flak cannon. It annoys them, because they learned long and hard to aim like bots, and with this weapon it's possible to win a matchup just by knowing where the enemy will go next.
It is then implied, that aiming were the highest of all gaming skills, and thus it'd destroy the game if you can make points without it. Ironically though, any simple bot can aim like a pro, predicting where an enemy will go next is beyond the abilities of any UT bot I know of.
(Team Deathmatch) Yeah we lost, but that's just because you're all spamming newbs and flag monkeys.
by Peter Shaw June 15, 2005
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