Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
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Get the ron beer mug.If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
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Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?
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