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fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions
The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
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fart-pussy

A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.

Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.
"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"
by LeandroMan August 22, 2009
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Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark
'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"
by chroni March 8, 2009
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E Fart

When you drop an E and your bowels feel loose as it starts to kick in. You do farts to check whether you need to lay a cable and they reek.
*dancing in a club*

Girl: "OMG can you smell that?!?"
Boy: "ohhhh someone did an E fart or bogged their pants!"
by chuffp October 20, 2011
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Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.
by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007
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fart fantasy

Group of women that fart
by Dhhsva d February 2, 2017
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Load fart

Gaseous release after waking up from a night of bareback cum dumping. The fermented load may bubble or foam around the sphincter in accompaniment of said release.

Depending on the virility of the swimmers and the depth of their climb this can be experienced though out an entire day.
"Damn it bitch, load fart in my pants. You really gotta stop blowing in my ass"
"Ugh what is that rank, did you just blow a load fart?"
by Wonderealm January 1, 2012
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