grandma syndrome

When you are watching an old movie or tv show and you think an actress is good looking then you realize she could be your grandma. All your thoughts go out the window.

I was watching an old tv show from the 70's and the lead actress was Hot! Then I remembered she was the age of my grandma. Grandma syndrome is such a let down...

by laalbert September 3, 2014

No-Caps Syndrome

When a person writes many illegible, rushed text messages. They lose all meaning on the concept of "Capital Letters" for not just texting, but school and work also.

Girl 1: Sheila just got fired from being an author for having No-Caps Syndrome!
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.

by Cam12364 March 18, 2015

FFK SYNDROME

Ffk syndrome aka former fat kid syndrome is when a person who was fat as a kid, teenager, or just in general and lost a lot of weight. Their body may have slimmed out but their minds are those the same as a fat kid. They seem to recognize their unhealthy thoughts and surpress them daily and throughout their lives trying to continue a healthy life.

girl: omg I wanna eat cake
friend: girl your small, you can do stuff like that
Girl: no I can't! Lol I suffer from ffk syndrome girl, I'll pig out if I slip and I def don't wanna end up fat again

by Lizzie Czar October 9, 2015

down’s syndrome

some of the most amazing people on the planet who are actually extremely intelligent (coz sum of y’all clearly aren’t, throwing shade) and hilarious and beautiful and wonderful human beings. take it from me my sister has it. no it’s not a fucking disease, nothing reduces or amplifies it, you can’t catch it (wtf), people with it don’t suffer, and they’re something funny cute and awesome! so for all y’all insulting people by calling them down’s syndrome, a) find a better insult, b) get a fucking life, c) google it before you use it to be mean and d) think about how other people who know people with down’s syndrome actually feel about you using language like that?!

see that girl over there, she has down’s syndrome, look how happy she is. she looks like so much fun

by belladanke November 13, 2018

Colonization Syndrome

A native person who, as a long-term consequence of colonization (specifically inter-generational internalized racism), is only attracted to white people.

"don't even try to get with her, she's got a bad case of Colonization Syndrome"

by darciel November 24, 2018

Ugly syndrome

A disease in which you are ugly

Hi I’m k and I suffer from ugly syndrome which causes me to be single and hate my self:)

by lollololololoololol April 7, 2019

downs syndrome

Cory Evening

Cory Evening has downs syndrome

by URboyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 18, 2019