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Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.
When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.
by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016
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Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.
It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....
by Niceone January 27, 2019
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Sock

It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.

It can be whatever color you like.

You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.

I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????

Just google it or whatever...

You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it

Tell me the truth
Person 1: what are you wearing on your foots?
Person 2: socks
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
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Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
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Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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nino's socks

romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible

-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.

-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
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midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
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