grandma syndrome

When you are watching an old movie or tv show and you think an actress is good looking then you realize she could be your grandma. All your thoughts go out the window.

I was watching an old tv show from the 70's and the lead actress was Hot! Then I remembered she was the age of my grandma. Grandma syndrome is such a let down...

by laalbert September 3, 2014

No-Caps Syndrome

When a person writes many illegible, rushed text messages. They lose all meaning on the concept of "Capital Letters" for not just texting, but school and work also.

Girl 1: Sheila just got fired from being an author for having No-Caps Syndrome!
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.

by Cam12364 March 18, 2015

FFK SYNDROME

Ffk syndrome aka former fat kid syndrome is when a person who was fat as a kid, teenager, or just in general and lost a lot of weight. Their body may have slimmed out but their minds are those the same as a fat kid. They seem to recognize their unhealthy thoughts and surpress them daily and throughout their lives trying to continue a healthy life.

girl: omg I wanna eat cake
friend: girl your small, you can do stuff like that
Girl: no I can't! Lol I suffer from ffk syndrome girl, I'll pig out if I slip and I def don't wanna end up fat again

by Lizzie Czar October 9, 2015

Ugly syndrome

A disease in which you are ugly

Hi I’m k and I suffer from ugly syndrome which causes me to be single and hate my self:)

by lollololololoololol April 7, 2019

downs syndrome

Cory Evening

Cory Evening has downs syndrome

by URboyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 18, 2019

nino syndrome

A non intelligent italian man who does not speak nor act italian. Acts like he has every single learning disability ever created, Has a small penis but a large heart

"dude what is wrong with that kid?"
"he probably has Nino syndrome"

by NinoMarino November 1, 2017

monkey syndrome

Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...

Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.

by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017