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Steve

Steve is a name for wholesome people. We’ve had a bunch of wholesome Steves’ in our lives that it would be a shame to not recognize it.
Steve- Minecraft
Steve- Blues Clues
Steve Carell- The Office
Steve Rodgers- Captain America
Etc…
That man just gave a homeless person $100! He’s such a Steve.
by Redonkulous Definitions December 3, 2021
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Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven

A cute and hot ass boy who will make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world he makes sure you’re okay and will make sure the relationship is healthy asf and goes about it all in the cutest ways possible

If he ever gets upset he will be straight up with you and talk it out with you

No matter what you two may go through he will always be by your side and deserves way more than what he gets

He also is amazing in bed and is the most freaky out of anyone ever

Tl;dr - steven is the most amazing and handsome boy ever to exist and makes the best boyfriend ever
Boy: my name steven
Girl or guy: Ayo???? Rail me rn
by Kat4206911037 January 1, 2022
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Steve

He's a total Steve, what a sweetheart.
by Mommiesim January 12, 2022
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Steve-connz

A man who has nothin better to do then to create fairy tales in his new book called

"All about Brando 101". Also this person is a big duck bully that can't understand how to use it. So he Flys around on his high horse n eats spinach.
That person is a steve-connz
by LOWLEVEL ARGUMENTS January 14, 2022
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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