Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

Snakes be with you

Curse you / curses be upon you

Used to express disdain or when teasing

“I hate you.”
“Snakes be with you!”

by Sneakysnake101 September 28, 2025

Snake

A: a long slithery reptile that can kill you with a single bite

a long slithery reptile without limbs that is called a snake

by AAAASADADAD July 17, 2019

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Snake

A Snake - Someone That You Can't Trust

Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

Hey you know that girl? Yeah she's a snake

by Alfiefogg December 10, 2017

Dusty Snake

The most extreme version of jacking yourself dry

"George, I want a baby" "Well we're not making any tonight honey, I just gave myself a dusty snake"

by spootootoo August 17, 2017

snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.

I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.

by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023